h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here is a new idea for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
Ingredients:
-Use a bottle of Smirnoff Ice or Mike's Hard Lemonade to use in place of that Ol' Janx Spirit; it may not be as Ol' or Janx as the original, but if you think of it in terms of the lifespan of say, the Earthling fruit fly, you can see that they've been around for relative ages
-Use an ounce and a half of Vodka, rather than the sea water from Santraginus V (V forvodka, right?)
-If you have the ability to freeze gin, then make three ice cubes of it (the size will need to be dependant on how big your drink will be), but if not, use a jigger of gin that has been kept in a freezer that has been surrounded by frozen food and ice for at least a week (mmm...frosty)
-Add a teaspoon of whatever type of extract you enjoy the smell of to simulate the Fallian marsh gas scent (vanilla, chocolate, etc.-try banana, heh heh)
-In the place of the Hypermint extract, use a jigger of creme de menthe (don't bother using an actual mint or peppermint extract-more booze is good booze!)
-Taking a page from a rather intelligent idea from one of the other people on the site, soak some sugar cubes in bitters or Triple Sec for the Algolian Suntiger's tooth
-In place of Zamphour, get Blue Curacao
-To add to the flavor, add some Bacardi Limon (to make sure that that slice of lemon is wrapped around the large gold brick that will soon break your brain!)
-Add an olive (where you'll find an olive, I'll never know...)

Now then, to mix the drink, you combine the Smirnoff Ice, the vodka, the gin, and the Bacardi Limon and shake it in a cocktail shaker with ice (if you have been unable to freeze the gin, you'll have to resort to actual ice-use the ice you surrounded the gin with) and shake the living hell out of it. Strain the mixture into cocktail glasses, and try and get at least 3 or 4 ounces in each glass (remember, this drink is meant to mug you-you'll want a lot). Add a teaspoon of the extract of your choice into each glass, then if the spoon happens to be silver (or, failing that, a functional spoon) float the creme de menthe over the back of it into each cocktail. Drop in one of the Bitter sugar cubes into each glass and let it dissolve, or stir it later, shake in the Blue Curacao for color and for flavoring, and then drop in an olive on a toothpick. The benefit of the toothpick is that you have the extra ability to start a mini-fencing match with the person beside you-or, in case you're the peaceful type, you can use it to stir your drink with.

Make sure you reserve yourself a private stomach pump, and do not have more than two a night, or you will find yourself staring through time. And remember the last step in the drink-
Drink...but...very carefully...have fun.

That sounds like a very interesting drink. The mini fencing using the tooth pick sounds very fun too.