Sometime BC - The First Noel
Created | Updated Dec 19, 2010
The Post
Christmas Poetry Competition 2010
"Sometime BC" - The First Noel (maybe?)
by Prof Animal Chaos
Yes! darling, I know it's cold,
But central heating is 4000 years away.
The extra blanket is not warm enough!!
Is it my fault? Glass has not been invented.
Shut the door! I would?? if you told me what a door is.
Don't talk to me about draft!, you wanted a bigger cave.
Put another log on the fire!!
By the time I cut down a tree, it will be summer. "What's a fire anyway?".
Who's!! never clean shaven, we've only got three pieces of flint.
NEVER any food in the house!!,
You've still got a leg of your mother left.
Talk about nag, nag, nag.
I hope your species die out,
Then I can go down to the pub, with the lads.
If there is such a thing.
Look! It's late, you don't know what you're talking about,
Turn the light off and go back to sleep.
The Post Christmas Competitions 2010
