h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whenever I here the term critic I instantly remind myself that the word infers no special abilities or intellect...One year ago I found myself touring a particular mall near my home when my attention was drawn to a print featured prominently in the front window of one of the shops. The image by an artist I was previously un-familiar with
turned out to be Vettriano's Singing Butler. The painting had literally drawn me across the wide expanse of the mall like a moth to a flame. Art should evoke emotional response in the viewer, and I now must count myself among the legions of (non-critics) who think that this mans work is quite simply FABULOUS.

Sign me...
The Un-informed Mob