A Conversation for Good Put-downs
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Dirk & The Mac Started conversation Dec 18, 2002
An ex-colleague of mine, whom I was extremely friendly with though we hated everything each other stood for had a great put down story that made even made me laugh.
After a very rocky start to their relationship R (male) + V (female) finally moved into a house together after years of living at home. R was, umm, slighly flirtacious, shall we say, and used to dissapear for days on end or to arrive long after the pubs shut, always the worst for wear. After finally flipping her lid on one such occasion V offered R the ultimatum 'If you don't sort yourself out by the end of the week, I am leaving you' to which R retorted ' Can we put a tenner on it to make it more interesting?'.
Needless to say R 'lost the bet ', but not until the Friday which came as something of a shock.
Does any one know of any more dogs who made you laugh?
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