A Conversation for Good Put-downs

when someone is talking to your chest

Post 1

Montana Redhead (now with letters)

I worked in a place where several, well, questionable characters would come in frequently. One of them, an older man who thought he was something with the ladies, would ask for me specifically, and then direct his requests to my *ahem* chestal area. My boss, knowing that I was uncomfortable, would try to keep me from him, but finally, I had had enough.

After several minutes of him speaking to me without looking me in the eye once, I reached over, grabbed his chin, and looked him square in the eye, saying in a very sweet tone of voice, "you know they don't talk back, don't you?"

He looked me in the eye from that day forward.


when someone is talking to your chest

Post 2

Meis Geghra

Nice one, but you should have punched him straight in the eye!


when someone is talking to your chest

Post 3

Meis Geghra

Nice one, but you should have punched him straight in the eye!


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