The Thing With Bdoofs
Created | Updated Feb 28, 2003
The Thing With Bdoofs
"If only the sands didn't fall through the hands
I could do so much more with my time."
Said the idle Bdoof on the ribberty roof
Of a fner in Newcastle on Tyne
A Strang then came by, pointed up at the sky and said
" Let's not be fooled by the press!
For we all know the truth, that the idle Bdoof
Is no more than a fradge in a dress!"
In a rage the Bdoof clambered down from the roof
And gyronically thraggled its batch
But the Strang, it was blick and incredibly quick
And he wasn't too easy to catch
"Let's not be so rash," said the wrizzled olash
"We could scroodle this matter like fllairns"
But the thing with Bdoofs, once they're down from the roof
Is that nothing can strumpfle their chairn
At that moment there came, with the first drops of rain
An enormously loofle forlake
And with one great fnang the Bdoof and the Strang
Were both stribbled and bloffed from the fnake
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