The Dungeons

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A ball and chain.

These are the Dungeons. We offer the finest cells, five-star, in-room meals, feather beds with satin or cotton sheets. For Instruments of Torture, we offer the comphy chair, with soft cusions, a big screen TV with a full line of Barney, Teletubbies and Richard Simmons videos. Perfect for physcological torture. We wouldn't have let that sort of stuff in, but our Keeper Of The Dungeons, Goose, The Black Paladin, insisted.

We in the dungeons are not uncivilized, however. We have tea. If we will share it is another thing.


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