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'The Leveller'

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NiceguyEddie

Allow me to introduce you to an absolute stonker of a drink. WARNING! Only to be attempted by the seriously insane.

Ingredients:

Double measure Vodka
Double measure Blue Bols
Double measure Chinzano
Coconut milk to taste (optional)
Here you may feel free to add other flavours, but for the truly stupid, a SINGLE (I cannot stress this enough) SINGLE measure of absinthe really gives the desired kick.

Prep time sober 2mins
prep time drunk 2hours

Mix all three spirits in a single tumbler, giving it a stir to ensure the mix, add the coconut milk to taste to take the edge off the poison, then drop in the absinthe. You should have a sort of blue,green,greyish mixture.
Despite it's revolting appearance, the taste is quite sublime, for about 10mins, then your absolutely plastered, unable to stand or to stop laughing and generally wasted, but in a fantastically good way.

NB: Never attempt more than three in one night, and never order one away from a bar because the cost of one equates to size of the hangover this little beauty will cause i.e. massive!

Enjoy you crazy people!


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