Hullabaloo's Vogon Poetry
Created | Updated Mar 14, 2002
Vogon Poetry
Vogon Poetry may be boring
But it's meant to
It may set you off snoring
But it's meant to.
It might throw you in a trance
In which you want to take a chance
And swiftly emigrate to France
But it's meant to
It will make you think of things
That you'd much rather do
Like hitting your face with rubber rings
But it's meant to
Vogon Poetry's unique
It's neither sensitive nor sweet
It's not mellifluous or deep
But it's not meant to
It's a method of slow torture
For those who don't do what they oughta
Like those who pee in swimming water
Or hitch illegal rides and caught are
That is really what it's meant for,
What it's meant to.
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