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Slartibartfast Started conversation Jul 8, 2002
There is some good and some bad ones already included, but my favourites are the ones with ongoing themes. Such as:
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
....Art.
What do you call his arms and legs hanging on another wall?
.........Pieces of Art.
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
.......Eileen (I Lean)
What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
......Irene (I Lean) Not racially offensive, really!
These others aren't really Name Jokes, but they come close and they follow the same vein.........
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
......no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
.........still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and all it's genitalia removed?
.......still no f*****g idea!!
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