A Conversation for Surviving Valentine's Day If You're Single

Deceive Others.

Post 1

Bogie

This may be deceiving yourself too, but it can be fun:

A few days before Valentines day, place an order for flowers, chocolates and Champaign to be delivered to you at your place of work. Have the card attached marked "Your secret admirer". When the presents arrive, feign ignorance and claim not to be able to guess who the gift has come from. Your office colleagues will rack their brains for you all day and pay lots of attention to you (You might even get some hints about real secret admirers in your office).

At the end of the day you are left feeling loved by those around you, and have chocolates and bubbly to look forward to for dinner. The flowers will look great in your flat and will last for weeks!


Deceive Others.

Post 2

TF - The New Fast Automatic F-Reek - Now in DTS

I think I'm going to go with my usual plan of a direct mail out with response cards, and a prize....

By the law of averages, it has to work soon....

F-Reek outsmiley - monster


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