A Conversation for Advice on Becoming an Aerobics Instructor
being an aerobics instructor
Livzy Started conversation Jan 3, 2002
1) buy loads of lycra
2) learn to sweat sexily
3) buy a MX5
4) laugh at huge lardy fat blokes (like me) turning red and passing out after three minutes "step"
5) bank the fortunes from fatties trying to recapture their lost svelte-ness
being an aerobics instructor
Administrator-General (5+0+9)*3+0 Posted Jan 31, 2002
1) Not everyone looks good in spandex, even if they can survive an aerobics workout. 
Besides, I'm not sure anyone wants to see my manly chest in that much detail.
2) Would "sweating sexily" include the part where it drips off the chin, or would I have to stop when I've soaked the t-shirt?
3) See 5).
4) I can't laugh at huge lardy fat blokes who go to the gym, because at least they're in the right place. 
Frankly, most people I see in gyms, need to go out to the pub more.
5) Most of the big bucks from your membership dues, go to the gym operator. When I taught classes, I got just enough pay to go out to dinner once or twice a week.
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