A Conversation for Woodwind Instruments - An Overview
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Steve K. Started conversation Dec 11, 2001
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Dec 11, 2001
What's an oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on fire...
How do you get two piccolos (or flutes, even) to play in tune.
Shoot one. (This, coming from a flutist)
What's the difference between a cello player and a corpse?
I don't know either.
Heehee...
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Dec 12, 2001
What's the difference between a tenor sax and a chainsaw?
Vibrato
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Dec 12, 2001
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs first, looking for the right one.
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Steve K. Posted Dec 12, 2001
German composer Richard Strauss, giving advice to young conductors:
"Never let the horns and woodwinds out of your sight; if you can hear them at all, they are too loud."
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