A Conversation for Woodwind Instruments - An Overview

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Post 1

Steve K.

What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up an oboe.


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Post 2

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

What's an oboe good for?

Setting a bassoon on fire...

How do you get two piccolos (or flutes, even) to play in tune.

Shoot one. (This, coming from a flutist)

What's the difference between a cello player and a corpse?

I don't know either.

smiley - laugh

Heehee...


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Post 3

Gnomon - time to move on

What's the difference between a tenor sax and a chainsaw?


Vibrato


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Post 4

Gnomon - time to move on

How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?


One, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs first, looking for the right one.


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Post 5

Steve K.

German composer Richard Strauss, giving advice to young conductors:

"Never let the horns and woodwinds out of your sight; if you can hear them at all, they are too loud."


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Post 6

Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents.

smiley - laugh


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