A Conversation for Teaching a Cat to Fetch

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Post 1

Mund

I like cats, but...

There are too many of them. And too many of them contribute unwanted fertiliser to the wrong part of our garden. And they have a pretty negative effect on the bird and furry critter ecology in some parts of the built-up world.

I'm allergic to them. And they seem to know it.


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Post 2

Fallin Space kat, sheep/cat and Muse of Fallin 'vote sheep for government' >^..^<

Cats seem to move towards people who dont like them or are allergic to them. This because these people have a tendancy to avoid their gaze and although to humans this is avoidance behaviour.. to Cats its very polite body language and actually attracts them to you! so if you want Cats to avoid you... stare at them, they will consider you most 'rude' and ignor you lol

Katxxx
smiley - cat


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Post 3

Whoami - iD dislikes punctuation

smiley - biggrinsmiley - cake


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