A Conversation for Teaching a Cat to Fetch
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zendevil Started conversation May 25, 2007
Yoda Is Bored. This is a problem, because she reverts to sitting on the keyboard or in front of the computer screen. Or worse; on the modem; modems do not like this believe me.
So: i've just done the usual "hurl scrunched up envelope" trick; she looked at me as if i was mad. I then said "Yoda; FETCH!" & with an expression of utter boredom & resignation, she went (slowly) off to find the paper. Perfunctory batting around, but she refuses to bring it back.
"Look you stoopid human, if you want that paper so badly, fetch it yourself. Anyway, nobody asked you to throw it across the room did they?"
She is still Bored.It is bum washing time. Ho hum.
zdt
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Sho - employed again! Posted May 28, 2007
how bored do cats have to be before it's Bum Washing Time?
Pippin is pretty good at fetch - in fact when we're all there he brings the mouse to each of us in turn.
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zendevil Posted May 28, 2007
Maybe Pippin could give online lessons to the other cats?
Meanwhile here are some cats in sinks, a delightful way to waste a lot of time:
http://www.catsinsinks.com/
zdt
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