A Conversation for On Being an Artist's Model
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Demon Drawer Started conversation Aug 7, 2001
Is that the best h2g2's Art team could come up with then? 
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Ashley Posted Aug 7, 2001
Oi!
That portrait sold for quite a price and is now hanging on some stranger's wall!
I'm hurt now 
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Jimi X Posted Aug 7, 2001
Don't blame the artist - consider the subject he had to work with!
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Sam Posted Aug 7, 2001
The fact that the artist got Ashley to keep his gob shut for more than five minutes means that, as well as the Turner Prize, he should be up for the bloody Nobel Peace Prize as well.
Ever your humble servant, Smashley. 
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Ashley Posted Aug 7, 2001
If you're my humble servant, you can start by getting me a cup of 
and less of your lip...
Witter, me never... I mean I hardly say a word, ever, almost never really, only when I'm spoken to really. I've honestly no idea what they are all talking about...
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Demon Drawer Posted Aug 7, 2001
Whoops was I meant to hang that picture on a wall???
Never mind it made very good firewood.
I don't think the picture would have got past the sub-editor though she was very thorough, or maybe that was because I was sniggering over her shoulder. 
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