A Conversation for Puns and Other Word Play

Spoonerisms

Post 1

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

An excellant spoonerism-type pun from the "tell-us-a-joke" thread:

Breaking news:

A 'plane loaded with Japanese gearbox parts was flying into Heathrow today when the cargo doors fell off.

Locals say it's been raining Datsun cogs.


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Post 2

Dweezil107

One raven to another, "Have you bred any good rooks lately?"


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Post 3

Chiaraes

Fraternity pledges never REALLY feel awake until they've
had their first coughed-up guppy.

(ok, so it's usually goldfish, but THAT doesn't sound like anything!)smiley - erm


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Post 4

Cals_Incitatus (the boorish American)

Aren't you all a bunch of Fart Smellers.... er, a... Smart Fellers.


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Post 5

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

I knew a girl who could be described most accurately as a Shining Wit - but only by Dr Spooner.


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Post 6

FinbarrKinnell

Rooner spules, OK!


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