h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Hmm... Interesting. Talking socks eh?? Does this Julia hold conversations with other apparel, or is it only socks??

it is only socks, and when drunk tights and stockings, if she is able to tell the difference she will stop. she doesnt see that this is at al weird, in fact she says the conversations are very usefull and informative. she has devolped a strong relationship with a red and white polker dot sock, size 7. She thinks it is getting serious, and will soon stop talking to other socks, so it doesnt get jealous. she is thinking of moving to Utah so she can marry her sock and live in a tolerant sockiety, that understands and accepts her.