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Ah yes, this is what to do
Binaryboy Started conversation Jun 22, 2001
I have observed FAR TOO MANY (call it n) freshers weeks at close range. This is what works:
i) learn how to make various cocktails that come in pint glasses. Then say 'can I buy you a pint' or something like that. There is tequila as well.
ii) If you buy them a pint, Bad, Nasty people will avoid you for the rest of the term (for the rest of your life if you are lucky), in an effort to avoid reciprocation of the wonderful gift of the pint. That's what I call a splendid bargain. Why not put a pre-emptive bogey in the pint as well?
iii) I would say the majority of people are pretty miserable. In which case, refer to i) above.
Brilliant
If you follow this advice, you may need a new liver by the time you are thirty, and,er, that's it, refer to i), above.
Ah yes, this is what to do
Binaryboy Posted Jun 22, 2001
I tried to use up all the commas back then, but there are still a few left. 50p a shot to a good home.
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