Don't be fooled by their lilting, singalong voices, the people in Glasgow, known as Glaswegians, have a reputation for aggression and infighting. In fact, they're so aggressive that even their most affectionate gesture, "The Glasgow Kiss", is a short, sharp, and extremely powerful headbutt to the bridge of the nose, which will leave you reeling in the car park of whichever pub you happen to stumble out of.
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