h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I find it odd that as Michael Jackson grew into a man, his voice actually became higher, not lower as it should. It made me wonder if he was castrated to retain his vocal quality before he hit puberty. It would explain some of his eccentric behaivior with children.

When Jackson was under suspicion of molesting a boy, there was talk about there being a "distinctive characteristic" of his genitalia according to the boy accuser. The Los Angeles Police Department even photographed Jackson's private parts to confirm the boy's story. My theory is that the distinctive characteristic was that his testicles were missing.

I think his marriages and children are cover ups of his condition.

But then again -- one of my hobbies is creating conspiracy theories.

Interesting theory - another is that his 'vitilgo' has not affected certain parts and the small boy would be describing Jacko's love spuds as 'distinct' in colour