Dirt on President Peregrin
Created | Updated Apr 26, 2003
EYES ONLY
Vital statistics
- Name: Ian Antony Ferguson
- Known Aliases: Peregrin, Psycho, Mark Moxon
- Age: 20
- d.o.b.: Wednesday 6th August 1980
- Weight: 18 stone
- Primary address: c/o Southampton University, Hampshire, UK
- Other known addresses: Brecon, Wales, UK
- Researcher no. on h2g2:40382
- Place of birth: Torbay, Devon, UK
- Interests: Programming, H2G2, Computer Art, Animation, Rock Climbing, Art and Design, Cycling
- Distinguishing features: 'Plaid Cymru' tattoo on left shoulder, third nipple.
Habits
Fancies himself as a writer and artist.
Vices: Mountain goats and spokey-dokeys.
- Heavy gambler. Has currently gambled away most of the money of people he lives with in Southampton, although they do not know this. Is working as a pimp to cover costs.
- Didn't do his washing-up this morning.
- Left his dirty underwear on the table.
Approach
Do not pursue over rocky terrain.
Comments from 'H'
Handle with caution. Such information should enable us to gain sanction from the President for our activities.
H.
