h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, tell me, do you look first at thin women, or at heavy women?
the reason we're obsessed with weight loss is that men prefer women who look pre-pubescent, almost boy-like. There's a psychological mess right there! Why doesn't a man like a woman with a thick middle, plump hips, and large arms and legs? Why is it that men want a woman to bear children, but they then require the woman who has given birth to look as if she has never had a child? Is that fair? Why are we expected to shave the hair off of our legs, thus again looking like a pre-teen (how sick in the head can you get?). Why do men like women with red-colored lips, dyed hair, blue eyelids, and push-up bras, but they themselves expect we women to like their pot bellies and their scratchy faces?
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