h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The kissing piece was good but it only dealt with kissing somebody on the lips.i think there should be info regarding kissing other parts of the body,its techniques,duration,pleasures and dangers.Besides does sucking and biting constitute a part of kissing or are they different?

yes, and when lip kissing, do should one tip their head to the left or the right? Does it depend on location, e.g. which side of the equator are the kissers? Should the eyes be open or closed? What does it mean when the eyes are open? Closed? etc.

oh, closed - definately. It ruins the tactile pleasure when you have all that visual information flooding in and ruining everything...
-Lucinda

Opened eyes verge on the serial-killer creepy...dont you think?

And I always considered sucking/biting to be the added bonus to kissing. Not something to be overdone though, because again, could get quite uncomfortable. Plenty of lip, anough tongue and a little of the rest.

Although, where to place the hands has always been something of a mystery to me...

on the bum

Yeah, that can be nice, but I prefer them to be slowly mobile - hips, waist, different places on the back. Not like, groping, but moving position from time to time
-Lucinda

yep thats da way

Its the old trick of doing two things at once. Does that mean to say you folks can master that technique? Jesus. I think I better get in some practice. I can only do one thing at a time!!!

One hand moving across the back, the other touching the persons face. Three things at once, but the effect is nice for both parties.

See now, IN THEORY it sounds easy...but my mind only has one focus of concentration.

Straying a little from the topic, does anyone know how to lure a guy away from whats right and respectable AND keep things all hunky-dory and quiet on the western front? NO? Never mind...

check this out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A848414