h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An entry on kissing I think should include a little bit on technique. The various styles of kissing and how to perform them. That sort of thing. That's useful information everybody needs to know.

Well, perhaps you could talk about it at this thread? http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F30859?thread=98185

Hmm somebody ought to edit that thread into an update of this entry.

Not that I'm volunteering...

Would any one like to take on the responsibility of coming here once and have a long while discussion between the population,the disussion is like you here, talking to the well gone and possibly call somesort of order so that all life here can meet and chat over something trivial such as the meanning of life stuff!!

GRAND ADMIRAL WHATEVER the meaning of life is to accept life is a miracle, its a celebration,its wonderful and a blessing, you should feel humble lucky and happy to have life and to see nature wow what a gift all life wants is for us to realise its a gift the greatest powerful thing and if life and its meaning were personified all it would ask is that we live and learn from life and all it throws at us cause it throws stuff to us so that we learn and grow and find out who we are,life is universal yet unique to all individuals and perceived in different ways if we dont learn after what life throws trying to teach us,learn us and make us open our eyes to ourselves or whatever,to the point where life has to try and get through to us dreams and if we..even after that are still ignorant then we've disappointed life and done it an injustice

Jasmin, Hi, how are you, glad you could make it.

Life has disappointed rather a lot of people (see the Sweeden suicide records) and will disappoint several more thousand in the future. Since I have recently become enlightened I say to all those people listen to the Monty Python: Life of Brian song (Always look on the bright side of life).

i didnt say life dissapoints i said it is disappointed if we dont learn,listen to what it tells us and live and be who we are.....YOU obviously aint readin my message properley boohoo :@(

Calme down, please

I apologise for the inconvience, I misunderstood, sorry
Anyway I just wanted to mentioned the Life of Brian, because personnally I think its a great film with a great song at the end.

its cool cupcake i just am a tiny teency weency bit firey

Back to the point, (Thanks for forgiving Petal)
Life is pretty bad in long run and soon as it gets better you die.
Nuff said.

However Life can be just as enjoyable, if you
a: found religion
b: have a boyfrien/girlfriend (both at the same time is possible)
c: have a uncureable disease
d: enjoy watching the suffering of others. (refrence to Hitler)

If anyone is offended, take it up with the CGE or ask me to apologise or whatever you think is apporiate.

(a tripartite structure was used in the making of this message)

"We're all going to die anyway..."
You have a wicked sense of humour....
I like that....

being a gentleman...
"Life's been..."
hehe...

Getting cut off during writing messages is callous and so is death. Sneaking around like that, I don't know!
Well your the first person to come here lately, thank you!

1. I agree with the previous post
2. Said previous post is the longest run on sentence I've ever encountered and an award should be given

Me again..."Previous Post" meaning Post #5!

I gathered that!