A Conversation for The London Underground

Getting People to notice you

Post 1

Plato Potato

Next time your on the tube why not delve deep into your pocket. Remove in a slow and deliberate motion a packet of cigarettes. Remove cigarette and tap on packet...place cigarette in mouth and leave.... unlit, Guarenteed this will provoke Rage from all the non smokers ...envy from the smokers and everyone will watch and wait to see if you light up...great to catch the eye of anyone in the carraige and hold their attention.

A game for smokers and non smokers alike (Requires a cigarette)

Time how long it takes for Big Broither to notice a cigarette in your mouth while standing on the platform and to press the Please Remember Smoking is not permitted announcement button....Make em work for a change. My current record stands a 11 seconds at Bank


Getting People to notice you

Post 2

Baldrick

Dear Mr. Potato,

Would you mind if I pinched this to use in my revised entry? Thanks awfully.


Getting People to notice you

Post 3

Plato Potato

No problem old bean.


Getting People to notice you

Post 4

Baldrick

Already done!


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