A Conversation for Ventriloquism

Ventriloquial knock-on effects

Post 1

SeedNotHerd

Does this shed light on the story about the man who went into a restaurant and asked for kidLey soup.

KidLey soup, sir? Don't you mean kidNey? said the waiter.

Diddle I say kidley?


Ventriloquial knock-on effects

Post 2

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

Reminds me of the girl who went into an entertainment park and repeated saying 'I want to get weighed' to her boyfriend. Who was somewhat astonished but took her to the scales one time after the other. When she arrived at home her mother asked what her day had been like. To which she replied 'wousy'.


Ventriloquial knock-on effects

Post 3

SeedNotHerd

What ticks on the wall?

Ticky paper.


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