h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If there is a god, then all words could have no other origin. This would make all words the words of god, even those questioning the authenticity of their divinity. Likewise, all actions would be its own, even those which we see as terrible. God is a contradiction, as both benevolent creator, and deadbeat dad; both brilliant archetect, and absentee landlord. All concepts of god, including the notion of a lack thereof, are equally valid, and equally usefull, as that god, due to its contradictory nature, most likely requires those concepts to define itself.