A very large building looms up on the horizon. From one side, a small bridge shoots off towards the Alabaster House. As you approach, you notice a rack of leaflets headed 'Welcome to the Ministry of Sitting on Our Backsides and Doing Sod-All'. You take one....

Welcome to the Ministry! What would you like to do?

If you are a Minister, scroll down to the bottom for a plain list of places to go. If you are a visitor, read on......

It all started when I lost the presidential election to Mr. Peregrin a few months ago. He was offering cabinet positions to those who could think up titles. I wanted something that sounded impressive and important, yet was meaningless and meant little w*rk. It took me five minutes to think up the name and I was duly appointed Minister for Sitting on My Backside and Doing Sod-All. I recruited many helpersand have created the edifice here now. Enjoy!!

You head through the doors. In front of you is a grand lobby like a cross between the Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy office building's lobby (the one in the books/radio show) and the lobby of the hotel where Kevin stayed in Home Alone 2. At the reception desk, there's a security machine. Signs point the way to lifts to all departments.....

Notice: The Lobby will get its own page soon. Until then, please use the forum below when entering the building.

The very finest Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy People Vertical Transporters (mechanised lifts/elevators). Click on one of the links to go to various parts of the Ministry...(Note: Links coming soon)