I am accused of using too many "crutches" in my speech nowadays.

The Willendorf Rabbit says that I use too many excuses.

Hmm. So then her reasons are few and selective and my "excuses"

are too many and too reflexive?


Do I need to be going down this route this early in a

"relationship"?


Warning: whining follows


Can't I just find someone who will love me for myself?



Warning: that was whining.


Of course, if I truly loved me, then could I just love her

for herself and then...


that way lies the plot of a bad Woody Allen movie...


which I think I saw twice.