h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Look at the big ears on the bloke beside her. I think he's some sort of Airplane.

I don't remember seeing any aeroplanes when I went there a few weeks ago.

No I mean old baldies ears, look all the men have it. And look at the teeth on her.

That's dreadful.
Where did these people come from?

This ones says made in Greece.

Should you be looking there?

Don't now it's only his two fingers.

That's okay then.

Some of them appear to be German in Origin as well.

Although the really old one in the light blue looks to be 200 years old, but looks like a canny lass.

*is amazed she ever found this thread, but for some reason is keen to see what has happenned to DD's Phillipino wives*

*quickly tries to hide the evidence*

*is very happy she was taping the conversation throughout*

and what do you have to say for yourself then?

I think I'll let the weekend speak for itself.

yeah. I think that should be safe enough hon!

Great need to contact my phone company I appear to be barred again.

oh hon... again! I'll call you later then :-x

still I'll be on this computer for a while yet

*and this was the entry I was talking about btw*

Having read the great article on Body Language ... I need your help!

I work for the Evening Show on BBC Radio Kent, which comes the whole of the South East counties from 7-10pm (that includes Southampton, Berkshire, Oxford, Surrey, Sussex and of course Kent!)

We have a feature called CQA (Curious Questions Answered) and some questions that have come up recently are below:-
Why do men sit with their legs open at a quarter to 3?
Why do women cross their legs, it can be dangerous (because of thrombosis)

We'd like to get an expert onto the programme in the evening for a short telephone call to answer these questions - do you know of anyone who could do this? If so please email me!

Many thanks, Claire Minter
([email protected])

Try Desmond Morris.

Me!Me!! ME!!!

Do you pay expenses down from Edinburgh?

Thanks Linda!