h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If somebody picks their nose, or is always scratching their arse, it means they're a dirty eejit.

Now you all know what I sit next to:
A nose-picking, arse-scratching eejit.

...or two...

He burps too

That's not burping, that's singing, ye great brain doner.

That's not burping, that's singing, ye great brain doner.

or 'donor' maybe.

You nose-picking, arse-scratching, bottom-burping eejit.

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'A brain 'doner' is a *completely* different..''

Is a completely different what?

You nose-picking, arse-scratching, bottom-burping, bad-spelling eejit.

Achh! Away with yer nonsense, ye great big winker, so ye are

Sam has left the building.

And yes, we have locked the door.

Never a dull moment then?

I'd also alert security and deny him access to the site. I mean an editor who can't spell donor. What is the world coming to? How can you expect us to trust our articles to him ever again?

Is this where I sign up never to have the nose-picking, arse-scratching, bottom-burping, bad-spelling eejit, with a terrible attempted Scots accent look at my articles for spelling mistakes?

all very worrying...

Indeed it is and even *I* could see it without it being posted twice.

LOL!

Poor Peta cooped up with those looneys on today of all days...

At least now we know why Mark went on holiday.