h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Better! My boss always gives my things saying: "could you please try that so I can tell customers if it is any good?!"

It's the site, it's not Dave!
There's's abounding today!
This morning I got dumped into alabaster and got called "Unknown Hitchhiker"
In one of my threads, Duncan replied 3 times then posted again "bl**dy computers"
And I greeted a newcomer with a totally blank message {but it wasn't blank when I posted it} I really ~should~ go back & tell him it's's, not me...hehehe

Every other day, the speed of this site slows down to a glacial pace and everyone winds up double-, triple-, and in one spectacular example, nontuple (???? that's nine, I think I spelled it wrong ) posting. For instance, today is a slow day for me.

Last week I too entered the parallel h2g2 universe where I was back to being "Researcher 1xxxxx", with nothing on my personal space, no postings, and no way to move around on the site. This lasted for a couple of hours. Very mysterious.

I find, as someone said earlier, once you open up and talk about your experiences and likes and dislikes, others follow your lead and become more comfortable with a behavior that everyone engages in. Friends of mine are always amused when I discuss openly my toys and experiences in the Great G-Spot Hunt. Which, by the way, was successfully accomplished solo last week....took me long enough!

Could you draw me a map please?

Sure!

X marks the spot!
__/

Get it?

Oh dear, that didn't work out at all. I must remember to preview my postings...

I'm still in the dark, but I'll have lots of fun trying to find it.

Well, everyone has a different shape, but (and Dave's the *real* expert at this ) take one or two fingers and feel around on the "roof", that is, the wall next to the urethra. You should feel a small area that has a different texture than the smooth, muscular vaginal walls. This area will be sort of rough and spongy. You have to get just the right wrist/hand angle to find it. Once you've got it, start strumming away!

Slow is better, by the way.

Does that help?

*rushes straight back to bed*

thank you!!

I wish I could go back to bed now! But I got the nagging feeling my boss would stongly object!

BUT I will start practising as soon as I'm home tonight! ("Of course you can watch the soccer game, honey. I'm tired *yawn* I'll go to bed!" )

I wish you both success...

*both*?
There are other who are just lurking, taking notes, I can *hear* them

And I thought bats had the world's best sense of hearing...

Fraulein G! Congratulations! I am so happy for you.

Did you find your orgasm more intense? My wife says it's totally different and totally sattisying. I can tell by the way she reacts.

I'm glad you're happy for me!

Do you pass out diplomas by any chance?

Already I'm blessed by earthquake-sized orgasms. This was the maraschino cherry atop the ice cream sundae!

I gotta get me one of those toys...
There's an Ann Summers shop, recently opened in Grimsby...
Guess where I'm going with my Christmas money in the New Year sales

i cant reach that spot, so i guess i flunk out for the semester, huh? the universe didnt find it appropriate to give me nimble wrists i guess. *sigh* o well, back to the salt mine go i!

I think I missed something vital. Tell me about this wondrous toy. . . please
(Does it take a lot of practice to master the art of self-gratification? I can't imagine anything being better than men. . .)

This is all good and well Ladies and Gentlemen - a nice healthy discussion. But go back and read each entry in turn, as I just have. Does it have to be so damn corny?

This is all good and well Ladies and Gentlemen - a nice healthy discussion. But go back and read each entry in turn, as I just have. Does it have to be so damn corny?