I'm a 23 yo uni student from Melbourne, Australia. I'm studying a straight Arts degree at Monash University, majoring in linguistics (the study of language). When I'm not doing assignments or spending time here, I like to write. I've had a couple of Short stories published, and am currently working on a novel, which I may or may not try to get published. I'm a bit of a Monty Python freak, so if you see weird allusions here and there, that's (probably) where they're from.

Okay, more about me...I practise 2 martial arts - Hung Fut Kung Fu and Brasilian(Gracie) Jiu-Jitsu - and believe me when I say, practise. I work in security, but I don't work at nightclubs, so don't hit bouncers at random hoping to find me

I'm also the 350th or so heir in line to a castle in Scotland, and I think I would become the Duke of Argyle. I just like mentioning it to see people do the whole "Oh reeeaallly?" *backing away slowly* "How interesting..." thing.