The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jun 8, 2005
No Fear
My man, he is in love with bikes
To speed about the country is what he likes
While I ride pillion holding on like grim death
Wondering why I have no finger nails left.
He accelerates past all the others
While I wish my eyes, I could cover
We reach 90 and I pray to God
My man he hears me and pushes 130, THE SOD!!!!
And when I suffer with G-force
I start deaming of divorce
But theres no slowing as we take the corners
With soiled Knickers I think of funerals and mourners
So as I sit and grit my teeth
While we speed past meadow, field and heath
I start to think 'this ain't so bad'
Thats done it! I've gone completely mad!!!!