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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Started conversation Sep 13, 2000
This entry might confuse Antipodean readers, as down there, "Durex" is the leading brand of adhesive tape, directly equivalent to "Sellotape" in the Northern hemisphere...
Oh, and re: "She Says" on the Elite Extra Lubricated, perhaps they weren't *designed* for use on women...?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Sep 13, 2000
Not all people from downunder will be confused. In New Zealand a leading brand of condoms is named Durex. It is the already befuddled Australians who will be entangled in sticky tape.
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Phil Posted Sep 13, 2000
Ah the good old London Rubber Company. I wonder who came up with the name durex to start with was it anything to do with dulux
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LBTEPA Posted Sep 13, 2000
Hey, Kiwi, at least Skippies have more practice on people (you know what I mean)....
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Dudemeister Posted Sep 13, 2000
I remember in Mexico Durex is (or was) a brand of men's socks.
Imagine the confusion that would cause. Knitted socks are rather leaky and condoms don't fit well around the average man's foot.
There is also a brand of furniture in Mexico "Muebles Durex". Don't try safe sex with granny's old sofa even if it still has the plastic wrapping on it.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 14, 2000
I suspect it was some slogan, possibly "Durable Excellence"...
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Dudemeister Posted Sep 14, 2000
"As used by his Durable Excellence, the...."
I am sure the name plays on the "durable" thing - This important, as you will realise when one breaks.
In Spanish - using a similar latinate root the word probably plays on the similar words for hard or durable - ideal qualities for socks and DIY furniture as well.
This may explain why Durex is used for many other trade names other than just for the condom. Just like the Acmes abound outside of roadrunner cartoons.
Just for the hell of it. In Quebec, Canada - there are zillions of trade names starting wtih Que.. or ending in ..bec - To make them sound like good Quebec businesses as opposed to MacDonalds or Walmart for example - and also those roots make cool sounding names in French. I don't think Quebec has it's own (French speaking) condom yet, though.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 10, 2000
Caeruleus, if you look under "Ribbed" there is a passing mention that they used to be called "Arouser"...
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Con Posted Dec 27, 2000
They appear to be for use on women, from the packaging, and men should be using the Ultra thick ones shouldn't they?
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caeruleus Posted Jan 2, 2001
can u explain more about ur ideas_?
i couldn't understand...
thnx
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- 1: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 13, 2000)
- 2: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Sep 13, 2000)
- 3: Phil (Sep 13, 2000)
- 4: LBTEPA (Sep 13, 2000)
- 5: Dudemeister (Sep 13, 2000)
- 6: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 14, 2000)
- 7: Dudemeister (Sep 14, 2000)
- 8: caeruleus (Nov 10, 2000)
- 9: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Nov 10, 2000)
- 10: caeruleus (Nov 10, 2000)
- 11: Con (Dec 27, 2000)
- 12: caeruleus (Jan 2, 2001)
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