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Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 1

fords - number 1 all over heaven

She was laughing at Tiswas when she went into labour smiley - biggrin


Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 2

Geggs

smiley - laugh I'm sure he'd by overjoyed to know that. It's quite a claim.

"I can make women give birth at will!"


Geggs


Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 3

fords - number 1 all over heaven

The strangest thing is, my mum wasn't even pregnant at the time smiley - bigeyes


Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 4

Geggs

Just another sign of the man's power. To go from not being pregnant to being in labour during the time it takes to laugh is quite a feat.


Geggs


Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You do realise that the title of this conversation suggests that Chris Tarrant is your father?


Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 6

Geggs

Particularly as fords' mom wasn't pregnant before Chris Tarrant's intervention!


Geggs


Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - erm That makes me Chris Tarrant's future son-in-law!

Brilliant, he can pay for the wedding. smiley - biggrin


Chris Tarrant made my mum give birth to me

Post 8

fords - number 1 all over heaven



Oooh-hoo!


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