Names Jokes
Created | Updated Dec 15, 2009
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Hi, my name is....
Art, I'm a museum curator.
Chuck, I'm a butcher.
Gene, I'm a DNA researcher.
Curt and Rod, we are in the drapery business.
Will, I'm a lawyer.
Sue. I'm also a lawyer.
Mary. I'm a justice of the peace.
Phillip, I'm a service station attendant.
Bill. I run a collection agency
Grant, I am a loan officer.
Mike. I'm an announcer
Toni. I'm a hair dresser.
Gail. I'm a meteorologist
John. I'm a plumber
Herb. I'm a cook.
Stu. I also cook.
Wade and I'm in swimming pool maintenance.
Rob. I'm a thief.
Rod. I sell guns.
Woody. A Forester.
Deric. I'm a petroleum engineer.
Les - I'm a dietician
Harry. I'm a barber.
Nick. I was a barber but I'm looking for a new job.
Pete Moss. I sell ferilizer.
Iris. I'm an optometrist
Teddy I'm in lingerie
Josh. I'm a talk show host
Mark. I price items at the supermarket.
Matt. I'm a doorman.
Homer. I am a realter.
Carol. I sing during the holidays.
Clay. I make pottery.
Derek. I'm in the oil rig business.
Neal. I lead prayer groups.
Eileen. I make orthotics for people with one leg longer than the other.
Irene. I'm Chinese and also make orthotics.
Rusty. I undercoat cars.
Sly. I'm a detective.
Bea. I'm in the honey business..
Hugh. I'm a painter.
Jim I train boxers
Brigham I'm a chauffeur
Dean A college chancellor
Nat. I'm an entomologist.
Bud. I'm in flowers.
And I'm Rose. I'm a gardener. I work with Violet, Iris andLily.
Clarence, I specialize in end-of-season inventory closeout sales.
Manuel, I write intruction books.
Boris. I lecture at the University.
They call me Pops. I sell soft drinks.
Jules, Ruby and Pearl. We're jewelers.
Marshall. I'm a peace officier.
Gil. I'm a fisherman.
Avery. I raise birds.
Cliff. I'm a mountaineer.
Sherry. I'm a wine-master.
Cary. I'm a porter.
Barry. I'm an undertaker.
Chevy and Mercedes. We are car dealers.
Abbie. I'm a Mother Superior.
Belle. I play the carillon.
Candy. I'm a confectioner.
Jack. I wanted to be a banker but ended up installing tires.
Bet. I'm a coupier.
Sherry. I work in a vineyard.
Leo. A lion trainer.
Ham. I raise pigs
Otto. I'm a car mechanic.
Herald. I'm a messenger.
Sandy. I'm a lifeguard.
Guy. I install antennas.
Ray. I'm a roentgenologist.
Faith. I'm a minister.
Bart. I drive a bus.
Frank, the Hot-Dog vendor
Brandy. The bartender.
Holly, I'm a holiday decorator
Shelly, I'm an expert on mollusks
Rich, A successful investment banker.
Brooks. I'm an irrrigation consultant.
Tom and Tammy. We bred cats.
Chip. I'm a professional gambler when I'm not playing golf.
Lute. I'm a musician.
Tellie. A gossip columnist
Pat. I am a masseur
Rex. I own a junk yard.
Victor, and I'm a winner in everything I do.
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