h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Demonic chemistry, what other type is there?

Hi FABT

How you doing, nice to see you too . Its Monday morning, do you drink ?

Will drop round to walkswithwind in my fireproof togs and see what Xander is up to. New physical laws huh? Mmm, just starting a new block on my OU The Quantum World, some potential Buffy spin offs in there I suspect. I think in terms of taking the universe apart we have got to as small as we are going to go for the next few months we'll be putting it back together. At the end of it my perception of the universe will be changed, that's a thought.

imho physics is magic, doing chemistry is an act of faith and most of the time we operate on our best guesses and mindful of uncertainity rather than certainity. It does explain alot but I struggle to keep up with the explainations and go along with so long as it works for as far as I can lol

see ya later

Love Peanut xx

are you channeling fox mulder......?

the walkswithwind story is called sands of time and i think was written with the mad poetess. the address has a jbx in it somewhere, if you have difficulty finding it then i will post you a link when i get home, but its hosted on loads of big srchive sites as well as having its own dedicated page. try CKoS and Spike and Xanders World of Fun.

Channelling for Fox Mulder

I see you do some science yourself and from memory you are into archeology (?) dug anything interesting up recently?

Love Peanut xx

your memory is pretty good peanut.

i am (or will be) an archaeological conservator. I am going back to college to get formally qualified in october.

I think we are definetly just focused on this one muscle in particular. What can i say? Our minds belong in he gutter.

Those are all very interesting points, Peanut. I think that a vamps heart probably does wither away coz it`s not needed any more. The fact that their blood still circulates is natural. It`s not human blood anymore. All creatures have some kinda blood and it`s a vital part of their being so why wouldn`t it circulate. Especially to those parts of the body that give pleasure. Ultimately that`s what vamps are after. They get pleasure from sex just as they do from killing.

Anyway, i wouldn`t kick Spike or Angel out of bed just because i needed to know exactly how it works. I`d just be greatful for small (or not so small) mercies.

i'd kick angel out. yuck!

You wouldn`t get the chance. He`d be far too content beside me and Spike

i'm not getting in bed with you!

anyway, where's xander when all this is going on, hey?

Xander? Not my type. He used to be kinda cute but he hasn`t matured well. Not to mention the fact that he might start singing. Couldn`t take that risk

i've fallen for the version of xander in the fan fics, pretty much ignoring the tv xander, he's a wuss.

Haven`t read any of those. What`s the new Xander like then?

well, mostly you cant get him away from spike long enough for a detailed examination.

but there was a rather amusing one where he couldnt be put backtogether agin after getting split in two and ended up falling in love with himself. also one xander fell for spike and one for xander, they ended up needing a really big bed.......


the most comon thing that happens though is that he grows a backbone.

has anyone read 'small fry' and 'son of small fry?' 2 of my all time faves.

if you wnt to look for it it is on several sights but probably easiest to find under buffy fic on CKoS

FABT you might like to set yourself up as a consultant to the Detective Agency, I'm sure an archeologist would be a useful contact to have. Have a word the boss (in between Xander scenerios lol)

Been thinking about vamps blood now, I had it my head that they pretty much circulated human blood,(the stuff that they consume) mixed vamp body fluids. Their biochemistry and ours is different but similar enough to tolerate this, makes it all very effecient, blood very nurishing but you don't have to spend time digesting it in a seperate system.


Think you lot are going to have share,, Queen with Spike, DA with Angel and FABT with the souped up Xander, how does that sound?
You can work out your own timeshare options between yourselves

Love Peanut xx

but xanders no fun without spike......

Well i could live with having Angel all to myself

So how`s about it FABT? Wanna be a deputy?

ummmm what would i have to do?

and what is this anyway, recruit FABT month?! i have already been asked if i want to be a guru or an ace or a scout!?!?!?!??!


whats going on.

i just want a xander!

Well we could`ve asked Warren to build you one but that`s not an option now.

You don`t have to sign up, you know. You should be thankful that people are showing so much interest in you. All you would have to do is drum up some cases for us and help solve them. Easy as pie.

pie is actually really hard to make, the pastry always goes grey and turns to s*ite. much better to buy frozen ones from tescos.

wonder if you can get frozen FABTs