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Eggs in trousers
Smaug Started conversation May 3, 1999
I'm intrigued as to why old men would keep eggs in their trousers!
Teflon
Pele Posted May 3, 1999
This substance is also rumored to be used to coat Mafia dons from head to toe.
Teflon
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted May 30, 1999
You mentioned that old men's trousers are treated on the outside just as I was reaching for the remote.
Teflon
Knebworth Posted Jul 2, 1999
Sorry, 'm still a teeny bit confused....
Are you someone who carries a TV remote around with you on the offchance that you will need it if surprised; say, by the sudden realisation that teflon trouser treatment exists? 
Teflon
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Jul 2, 1999
No. Remote control technology is not yet that advanced (except in Japan, perhaps). The "remote" I was refering to is metaphorical, I'm afraid. If I did possess a truly "universal" remote, I would have used it this morning to rewind life to the point when I could have performed spade surgery on the bastard who pulled up one of my new yellow wood trees.
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Eggs in trousers
- 1: Smaug (May 3, 1999)
- 2: Pele (May 3, 1999)
- 3: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (May 30, 1999)
- 4: Knebworth (Jun 25, 1999)
- 5: Pele (Jun 25, 1999)
- 6: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (Jun 25, 1999)
- 7: Knebworth (Jul 2, 1999)
- 8: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (Jul 2, 1999)
- 9: Teflon (Apr 7, 2000)
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