h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sounds awful I admire you all for retaining the will to live.

I've been to some good parties in Airth as half my in-laws live there and they know how to have a good time. The other half escaped.

and you forgot to mention the Daft Tree. Those who live in Airth and are a bit simple are said to have gone round the Daft Tree.

and the Pineapple, famous among follies, where they really did grow pineapples, now used for holiday homes.

sorry but iv just got to laugh
passed through Airth on many occasions but never actually thought about the town, my Step-Brother has played Football in Airth on many occasions also
I remember Moby, sad
and iv Visited the Pineapple (oh i couldnt contain my excitement, had to draw if for my higher art exam brilliant piece of arcitecture)

Totty