The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Nov 5, 2007
Euro 2004
The country is crying
The team it is out
Now drown out your sorrows
But not like a lout
Don't smash up the streets
Don't jump on the cars
Just sup on some beers
In some nice café bars
Bemoan your bad fortune
And root for the Greeks
To beat the host nation
Twice in four weeks
Spain out in the group stage,
Germany as well
Even the Italians
I mean, what the hell?
Latvians, Russians
Croatians, the Swiss
Were the Bulgarians
Taking the piss?
France in the quarters
The English went too
Both Scandinavians
What? Where? Who?
The Netherlands lost
The semi-final round
And the Cesky Republiky
Crashed to the ground
Portugal at home
In the final, job done
But the Greeks for the title
Was 100-1
Remember at Leicester
That Zagorakis guy
He's in their midfield
He's starting to fly
Ronaldo's quite tricky
The Portugese winger
Many a fullback
Might give him a stinger
There’s a place in Lisbon,
The stadium of light
That's hosting the final
This Sunday night
Go Greeced Lightning
Go do your best
To win against Deco
Figo and the rest
If Greece were to triumph
In Europe this year
I might drink some Ouzo
Instead of my beer