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Do I need a butler sink?

I think not.

I will not bow to a guru

who tells me

to paint my walls wheat,

my halls neat white.
Clean lines throughout?

I doubt

the style guys

would love my curtain ties,

red walls, blue rugs,

secondhand stuff.
An offhand

remark

about throws from a

high priestess who knows how

might make me

rue a brass knob or two
but if folk don't visit

here

for fear of upsetting

their stylized eyes,

do I care?
Pink fluffy pedestal mat,

china cats,

tie backs, mis-matched

place mats

rock

and one stop furniture shop

catalogues be banned in this house!

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