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Liverpool o the noughties

Post 1

trollylol

Fippin 'eck, give over with the scouse and the bare statues will yer, things ave moved on since then yer know. That description could've been got out of a 'lern yerself scouse bewk' at Lime Street Station, and none of them ave been revised sine 1991.

Current phrases inclewde (an we're talkin genue-wine werkin class slash underclass flaneurs here 'cos I am one an 'ave lived 'ere since I don't know when) could include:
yew dertee effert
yew minty bastard

and no-one 'ere's et an Everton mint since 1987 yew soft gets.

Still an all yew probably think I shud sey summat good about God's Own Country. But you see I won't 'cos I don't need to, I live 'ere and all the decay chasers in the werld (aka Capitol of Vultures) can go and find some other tired old hackney'd arse to flog.

And I do mean the pheckin Beatles so there.


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