A Conversation for Vampires

Calmet

Post 1

Oneiromorph

What about Calmet, the fellow who defined the method of exterminating the living dead: Drive a stake though the body then decapitate it and inciderate it. He studied the vampire epidemics of eastern europe during 18th century. A superstious idiot but entertaining none the less, he actually hunted vampires....hunted them!. Oh yeah he was also considered to be leading religous scholar of the period by his contemporaries.


Calmet

Post 2

Livzy


I heard that Calmet was actually a big girlie flower arranger whp wears wmones knickers and running around with a pink skipping rope with big f***ing yellow ribbons on it


Learn to spell...Retard

Post 3

Livzy

replace "whp" with "who" and "wnones" with "womens"

Retard

mong

Spaz

idiot

etc etc etc


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