h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...which my uncle told me. isnt that symmetry? ahahaha.

anyway. he knew someone who was driving round the streets of london at midnight about 25/30 years ago. he was on his own, when an aston martin comes roaring past him and cuts across him...he follows, seething, until they get to the next lights, where he pulls alongside and then floors it in order to cut across the aston. he does so. he feels satisfied. at the next lights, the aston pulls up, and the window is wound down. he winds down his waiting for an earfull. instead, he hears a drole voice that informs him that

'i could have you incarcerated in the tower for that'

then prince phillip smiled and drove off...

Madness