h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This summer I was working as Security on an international Scout and Guide camp, the following story about a portaloo came over my radio. A member of the Bog Squad (the team in charge of the portaloos) was moving a couple of portaloos to a less conspicous area. He went round to the front, checked that nobody was inside, got back onto his forklift truck and lifted this portaloo up. He went trudging down the track in his vechicle when all of a sudden the door of the portaloo flew open and a hand started waving at him. He did nothing more than put the portaloo down on the floor and let a very Terrified Canadian Guide leader out. She swore never to go in a portaloo again!