h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I remember hearing rumours that an A-Team movie was in the works, produced by Top Cow, but those rumblings seem to have died down.

A-Team the movie? Howsabout this for a cast...Mel Gibson as Hannibal,
Ving Rhames as B.A, Tom Cruise as the Faceman, Jim Carrey as H.M.Murdock and Christopher Walken as Colonel Decker. Jim Carrey could do with a decent role, Gibson needs to start playing old dudes, The Rhamester can do anything as could Walken...and as for the Cruister? He could do with another ensemble piece to show that he ain't all dat.