The following takes place between Sunday 9 May and Monday 10 May 2004 at Butlins in Bognor Regis.

See Part 1 here.

Sunday

0200 - The group come back from the Badger Inferno to find Reefgirl broke into the chalet at 1230 to nick the stereo and EV's beer for the chalet next door, under the pretence of checking up on Justin

0210 - Genie given foot massage: "I never thought I'd be moaning 2legs' name!"

0226 - Attempts to decipher entry at 2156 unsuccessful

0227 - EV wants to knock up Nighthoover

0230 - fords turns into Serephina

0235 - A man comes to the door to tell everyone to shut up. The badgers comply

0236 - But the mushrooms don't

0241 - 2legs is wearing badgerskin pants. Northern Boy: "Phone the RSPCC! Think of the children!"

0253 - EV: "Where can we get some magic badgers at this time of night?"

0255 - The Badger Parade meets the Beatles

0256 - 2legs needs counselling

0257 - How many badgers must a man walk down?

0258 - We all live in a yellow badgerine...

0311 - Hey now, little badger!

0321 - 2legs reduced to tears by fords and EV's Bohemian Badgery

0322 - David 'Badger' Bowie joins in

0330 - fords and EV 'discover' the 'In case of a badger' notice on the front door

1331 - Genie to Serephina: "I noticed you were naked but only after I jumped on you"

1337 - Serephina's legs revealed to be covered in badger bites

1455 - After the carnie's unsuccessful attempt to lock the safety harness, EV declared officially "fat"

1600 - Reefgirl and Excelsior leave for home, driven out by badgers

1623 - 2legs gets a puncture and deflates

1624 - The challenge to go without mentioning badgers fails miserably. The group lasts 7 seconds

1624 - 2legs has a computer chair with a built-in catheter

1630 - Genie: "I have an extendible pokey stick. I extended it and poked her with it"

1639 - 2legs to fords: "Your diet must be limited, seeing as you can't eat real food"*

1644 - Genie admits to having a pretend lasso

1800 - Ellie finally gives in to the badgers

1806 - Return of the living dead*

1823 - 2legs tries to pluck his legs

1825 - Why are there so many gaps in the log?

That's easy - it was the badgers

1827 - fords is a badger

1846 - EV asks 2legs to touch his badger

1900 - Sausage sandwiches

1907 - Genie complains of an arse problem

1927 - 2legs has a feel of Serephina's PVC trousers

1930 - fords needs chocolate

2015 - Badgers banned. 2legs quickly starts on the aardvarks

2100 - Too much caffeine has Serephina wanting to wash the windows

2215 - The Wrong Trousers

2220 - The Mohicans take over. Attempt to retune telly failed

2330 - fords, EV, 2legs, Justin and Sandra head out to Badger King

Monday

0030 - fords still a badger - not only a badger, but Goddess of All Badgers

0045 - the group watch a Jack the Ripper film with Barbara Windsor in it. Film is renamed Carry on Ripping

0130 - EV goes to bed in disgust when he discovers Sid James isn't playing the Ripper

0400 - Dmons thinks there are burglars but it is just Serephina "smoking a fag"

0800 - Genie won't let anyone have breakfast until they have packed their bags*

0900 - Northern Boy makes a quick exit, leaving 2legs with backache...

0910 - Cheesy Doritos and lots of choc found under table in living room

0920 - fords has the lurgy

0940 - Ellie loves bad girls; 2legs wants more vodka

1000 - EV goes all embarassed as his birthday is celebrated a day early - then sees his cake

1012 - 2legs and fords have a fight over half a bottle of Southern Comfort

1013 - EV settles the argument by taking the bottle for himself

1021 - Serephina: "They have badgers at Beaver Waterworld"

1030 - The intrepid researchers start making their respective ways home, thoroughly badgered out after a hard weekend spent badgering their little badgers off