h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm in progress of making an everchanging non-repetitive never-gets-boring screensaver.
Alas, the comments I've got so far implifies the screen saver will also turn your brain
inside out. In 3.14 dimensions.

Sounds interesting. Is it anything like Johnny Castaway (also see "Other People's choices" conversation in this forum)?

Dunno. I can only describe it as a twisted sined radianwave in power of sine of length from center... um, yeah, thats for each single pixel. Calculating the color (in a rainbowesque palette)
If you think that will look weird, wait until the palette starts rotating.

I'm making a screen saver that displays random funny quotes and sayings... I'm collecting as many as possible.
I have 408 so far. If anyone has a link to a funny quote page, I'd appreciate it.

If you already have 408 then you probably have all of the standard ones, but there are some on one of the links at www.bored.com. Can't remember exactly what it's called but it's something obvious.